SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Moving into their new Bay Area apartment this past year, 25-year-old’s Amar Joshi, Shaan Tiwari, and Vishal Pathak, were ready to buy some furniture and create a temporary home for themselves.
“Prior to sitting down, Sathia made the rounds as the token friend telling the groom’s mom how ‘young’ she looked and smugly asking her if she’s sure she wasn’t ‘the bride this evening.'”
Sharma believes that the Sar-He™ will appeal to men due to the breakdown in gender norms as well as having more breathing room for their crotch.
WASHINGTON D.C – Following Thursday’s vote to repeal net neutrality laws in the US, FCC chairman Ajit Pai is set for celebration.
WASHINGTON D.C – FCC Chairman Ajit Pai, who in less than 10 days will push for the removal of net neutrality consumer protections, has dominated the headlines to the displeasure of everybody.
Like a f***ing Skittles commercial.
SUBURBIA, USA – “You looked better with long hair beta,” cooed the various aunties circled around 25-year-old Sanjana Soni, “And so thin! My oh my, what are eating nowadays. This is too thin!”
ATLANTA, GA – 27-year-old Rabiya Khan was awoken by loud, consistent yelling on Saturday morning at her parent’s home in suburban Atlanta.
Her mastery and access to the dark web makes her the only dealer in a 500 mile radius who accepts credit card, debit card, Venmo, and Bitcoin.