WASHINGTON D.C — As the Trump administration slowly tumbles out of the White House, former Trump counselor and campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway isn’t taking any chances.
Popularizing terms such as “alternative facts” and regularly violating the Hatch Act, Conway is no stranger to bending the truth for powerful men. The latest addition to her repertoire is Prem Jyotish, a Hindu Vedic astrologer made popular by his commercials on Indian television
“When Prem’s team asked me to represent him this coming year, I couldn’t resist,” says Conway, “He typically addresses young couples and black magic cases, but I thought, shouldn’t ALL magic matter?”
NAPERVILLE, IL – “Ya I voted for Modi but why do people have to steal and break windows here?”
CHICAGO, IL – Looking for a relaxing activity can sometimes be a struggle for 29-year-old Dr. Sahana Jain, who amidst the Coronavirus pandemic is temporarily finding refuge at her family home in the northeast suburbs of Chicago. Continue reading “COVID-19 Vaccine Was Actually In That Danish Cookie Box The Entire Time”
DETROIT, MI – With bags packed, boarding passes printed, and itinerary in tow, Prakash Amin prepares his family for their yearly winter vacation. Continue reading “Dad’s Airport Anxiety Sets In Earlier Than Usual This Year”
PLANO, TX – With the holiday season upon us, deals on headphones to streaming services have gotten consumers riled up for a memory-filled Christmas.
Continue reading “Money Saved On Black Friday Set To Be Dad’s Main Topic Of Conversation For Next 2 Months”
MUMBAI, IN – Ekta Kapoor and other popular Indian serial producers have found success in using the tried and true technique of outfitting the evilest aunty characters in their shows with the largest bindis. Characters such as Komolika in Kasauti Zindagi Kay are assigned the most extravagant bindis so their high level of moral corruption can be easily gleaned by the audience.
Continue reading “Ekta Kapoor Confesses Bindi Size Directly Correlates To Characters’ Evilness in Indian Serial Roles”
ANN ARBOR, MI – This Raksha Bhandan, Poonam Kaur decided enough was enough. Tired of her male friends texting her things like, “haha we would totally be a cute couple” or “You’re too pretty to go that party alone ;)”, Kaur took matters into her own hands and decided to add 4 rakhis to her repertoire this year.
Continue reading “Woman Puts An End To It By Tying Rakhis On Select Male Friends”
NEW YORK, NY – The upcoming ABC drama, This is Our Country, features a major storyline around a white man planning a terrorist attack.
Continue reading “FOX Breaks Racial Boundaries, Casts White Actor As Terrorist In Upcoming TV Series”
Last night I got your letter and while I was reading it I felt as if you were beside me — holding my hand like you used to when I was a child. Remember when I would run through the rain? You’d grab my arm and drag me inside. You’d give me a towel to dry off and scold me for how careless I was. By the time I’d change into fresh clothes you’d have a hot bowl of Maggi waiting for me. Those Maggi noodles are still my favorite.
Continue reading “Letters To My Mummi (No.2): Dreams”