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Out Of Options: Kellyanne Conway Joins Prem Jyotish’s Communications Team

WASHINGTON D.C — As the Trump administration slowly tumbles out of the White House, former Trump counselor and campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway isn’t taking any chances.

Popularizing terms such as “alternative facts” and regularly violating the Hatch Act, Conway is no stranger to bending the truth for powerful men. The latest addition to her repertoire is Prem Jyotish, a Hindu Vedic astrologer made popular by his commercials on Indian television

“When Prem’s team asked me to represent him this coming year, I couldn’t resist,” says Conway, “He typically addresses young couples and black magic cases, but I thought, shouldn’t ALL magic matter?”

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Ekta Kapoor Confesses Bindi Size Directly Correlates To Characters’ Evilness in Indian Serial Roles

MUMBAI, IN – Ekta Kapoor and other popular Indian serial producers have found success in using the tried and true technique of outfitting the evilest aunty characters in their shows with the largest bindis. Characters such as Komolika in Kasauti Zindagi Kay are assigned the most extravagant bindis so their high level of moral corruption can be easily gleaned by the audience.

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Woman Puts An End To It By Tying Rakhis On Select Male Friends

ANN ARBOR, MI – This Raksha Bhandan, Poonam Kaur decided enough was enough. Tired of her male friends texting her things like, “haha we would totally be a cute couple” or “You’re too pretty to go that party alone ;)”, Kaur took matters into her own hands and decided to add 4 rakhis to her repertoire this year.

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Letters To My Mummi (No.2): Dreams

Dear Maa,

Last night I got your letter and while I was reading it I felt as if you were beside me —  holding my hand like you used to when I was a child. Remember when I would run through the rain? You’d grab my arm and drag me inside. You’d give me a towel to dry off and scold me for how careless I was. By the time I’d change into fresh clothes you’d have a hot bowl of Maggi waiting for me. Those Maggi noodles are still my favorite.

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