Sharma believes that the Sar-He™ will appeal to men due to the breakdown in gender norms as well as having more breathing room for their crotch.
WASHINGTON D.C – FCC Chairman Ajit Pai, who in less than 10 days will push for the removal of net neutrality consumer protections, has dominated the headlines to the displeasure of everybody.
“Names like ‘Arti’ and ‘Abhijeet’ seem to light up parts of the brain usually associated with confusion.”
SUBURBIA, USA – “You looked better with long hair beta,” cooed the various aunties circled around 25-year-old Sanjana Soni, “And so thin! My oh my, what are eating nowadays. This is too thin!”
ST. LOUIS, MO – It’s SASA (South Asian Student Association) formal season and students everywhere are preparing by going home to collect their favorite cultural outfits and stocking up on liquor for the pregame.
CHICAGO, IL – Fervor surrounding Drake’s latest album release, More Life, continues among music fans. The Indian Fuckboi Association (IFA) in particular has been affected deeply by this album release – many members learning that passion fruit is not a only euphemism but also a literal fruit.