WASHINGTON D.C – Following Thursday’s vote to repeal net neutrality laws in the US, FCC chairman Ajit Pai is set for celebration.
WASHINGTON D.C – FCC Chairman Ajit Pai, who in less than 10 days will push for the removal of net neutrality consumer protections, has dominated the headlines to the displeasure of everybody.
“Names like ‘Arti’ and ‘Abhijeet’ seem to light up parts of the brain usually associated with confusion.”
Like a f***ing Skittles commercial.
WASHINGTON D.C – Adamant to have more attendees than Trump’s inauguration, the press conference ended with Mr. Singh repeatedly asking “Kitne aadmi the?”
“Equestrian Law is where my passion resides and now is the moment to take that leap.”
LAS VEGAS, NV – The waiter had finished naming off the Chef’s Specials and asked the table if they needed a few minutes before beginning their drink order.
LONDON, EN – With wedding season in North America reaching its peak during the summer months, researchers have honed in on patterns occurring at most Indian-American weddings.
CHICAGO, IL – A stick of red lipstick, intense hair straightening, and a simple swipe of cat eyeliner later, the girls getting ready at Apt. 908 are ready for their Uber heading to Naina Khanna’s birthday party.
SUBURBIA, USA – “You looked better with long hair beta,” cooed the various aunties circled around 25-year-old Sanjana Soni, “And so thin! My oh my, what are eating nowadays. This is too thin!”