SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Moving into their new Bay Area apartment this past year, 25-year-old’s Amar Joshi, Shaan Tiwari, and Vishal Pathak, were ready to buy some furniture and create a temporary home for themselves.
“Prior to sitting down, Sathia made the rounds as the token friend telling the groom’s mom how ‘young’ she looked and smugly asking her if she’s sure she wasn’t ‘the bride this evening.'”
WASHINGTON D.C – FCC Chairman Ajit Pai, who in less than 10 days will push for the removal of net neutrality consumer protections, has dominated the headlines to the displeasure of everybody.
“Names like ‘Arti’ and ‘Abhijeet’ seem to light up parts of the brain usually associated with confusion.”
Mrs. Indu Amin was frantically making roti and stirring daal in the kitchen. She had gotten out of work 30 minutes late that day and knew how Mr. Amin’s temperament got if dinner wasn’t served before 7 p.m.
“d00d. I’m at the doctor’s office and her name is Dr. Anju Chowdary, MD. LOL the same last as that loser Sanjay!”
Clad in ‘Life of Pablo’ merchandising and an undercut hairstyle – IFA members start out each meeting by chanting their mantra, “I’m not like other guys. You can trust me.”
PASADENA, CA – As 5 year-old Rohit Roy plays with his friends on the playground, his parents Jyoti and Dilip Roy watch in dismay.
“We got a little carried when I tried to put the money into her purse after she repeatedly refused to take it back.”