ANN ARBOR, MI – This Raksha Bhandan, Poonam Kaur decided enough was enough. Tired of her male friends texting her things like, “haha we would totally be a cute couple” or “You’re too pretty to go that party alone ;)”, Kaur took matters into her own hands and decided to add 4 rakhis to her repertoire this year.
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QUEENS, NY – An area-wide investigation was launched Tuesday evening when local mom, Shanti Gupta, opened her refrigerator door to find the yogurt dabba that actually contained yogurt was missing.
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Dear Maa,
Listen, I’ve eaten your rotis, even when the daal had just a touch too much salt. I’ve taken your thappads and obediently did math problems while all my other friends played outside in the summers. What I’m trying to say is that most of my life I’ve been your good beta. Continue reading “Letters To My Mummi (No.1): Shaadi”
1. Be woke but pay for all our dates: Yes, it’s 2018 and feminism is all about equality but when the bill comes I will be personally offended that you didn’t pay for our $16 cocktails. Sure, I work for a tech company and actually might make more than you but I haven’t signed up for a Venmo account for this exact situation.
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WASHINGTON DC – Reports are coming in early Wednesday morning that the bindi, also known as “the Red Dot”, on Indian women’s foreheads is actually an activation switch for what is being called Goddess Mode.
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1. Namrata Aunty’s: Look at that finesse. That samosa is draped better than your saris. Do you even know how to make pleats?
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There’s usually way too much food floating around, that is until you have to go look for it yourself.
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In recent years there has been much speculation behind who the turban emoji actually represents. While many ethnic groups across the world lay claim to representing the ‘actual’ turban emoji, much of the controversy centers around South Asia where two primary groups claim to be the one. Continue reading “Deep Dive: What’s The Deal With The Turban Emoji?”
BROOKLYN, NY – In hushed tones, students arrange their yoga mats on the hardwood floors of Brooklyn-based, Shanti Yoga Studio. Men and women clad in Athleta tanktops sit patiently on their mats as the instructor makes her way to the front of the room.
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SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Moving into their new Bay Area apartment this past year, 25-year-old’s Amar Joshi, Shaan Tiwari, and Vishal Pathak, were ready to buy some furniture and create a temporary home for themselves.
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