ANN ARBOR, MI – This Raksha Bhandan, Poonam Kaur decided enough was enough. Tired of her male friends texting her things like, “haha we would totally be a cute couple” or “You’re too pretty to go that party alone ;)”, Kaur took matters into her own hands and decided to add 4 rakhis to her repertoire this year.Continue reading “Woman Puts An End To It By Tying Rakhis On Select Male Friends”
QUEENS, NY – An area-wide investigation was launched Tuesday evening when local mom, Shanti Gupta, opened her refrigerator door to find the yogurt dabba that actually contained yogurt was missing.Continue reading “Mom Doesn’t Know Which Yogurt Container In Fridge Actually Contains Yogurt”
Listen, I’ve eaten your rotis, even when the daal had just a touch too much salt. I’ve taken your thappads and obediently did math problems while all my other friends played outside in the summers. What I’m trying to say is that most of my life I’ve been your good beta. Continue reading “Letters To My Mummi (No.1): Shaadi”
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1. Be woke but pay for all our dates: Yes, it’s 2018 and feminism is all about equality but when the bill comes I will be personally offended that you didn’t pay for our $16 cocktails. Sure, I work for a tech company and actually might make more than you but I haven’t signed up for a Venmo account for this exact situation.Continue reading “7 Ways To Be A True ‘Handsome Brown Guy’”
WASHINGTON DC – Reports are coming in early Wednesday morning that the bindi, also known as “the Red Dot”, on Indian women’s foreheads is actually an activation switch for what is being called Goddess Mode.Continue reading “Indian Women Worldwide Reveal Red Dot Activates Goddess Mode; Deploys Additional Arms”
1. Namrata Aunty’s: Look at that finesse. That samosa is draped better than your saris. Do you even know how to make pleats?Continue reading “7 Samosas That Are Better Than You”
There’s usually way too much food floating around, that is until you have to go look for it yourself.Continue reading “5 Reasons Why You Can’t Find Food At Your Parent’s House”