Baraat Horse ‘done with this shit’. Decides To Pursue Law School.

BALTIMORE, MD – With the 18th wedding this summer, Blaze, the white stallion, has endured another summer spent on a black tar, suburban parking lot.

Decked out in surprisingly easy to find horse couture from India, Blaze is no stranger to experiencing dhol beats up close and personal and having some stranger sitting atop him for approximately 25 minutes every weekend.

“It’s time for me to close this chapter of my life,” expresses Blaze, “Equestrian Law is where my passion resides and now is the moment to take that leap.”

Upon asking how he will be funding law school, Blaze reportedly has a net worth of $2.6 million dollars – saved up from what he calls, “Indian families willing to spend obscene amounts of money on a horse.”

Written by Rani Shah

August 2nd, 2017




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