Listen, I’ve eaten your rotis, even when the daal had just a touch too much salt. I’ve taken your thappads and obediently did math problems while all my other friends played outside in the summers. What I’m trying to say is that most of my life I’ve been your good beta. Continue reading “Letters To My Mummi (No.1): Shaadi”
1. Be woke but pay for all our dates: Yes, it’s 2018 and feminism is all about equality but when the bill comes I will be personally offended that you didn’t pay for our $16 cocktails. Sure, I work for a tech company and actually might make more than you but I haven’t signed up for a Venmo account for this exact situation.
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WASHINGTON DC – Reports are coming in early Wednesday morning that the bindi, also known as “the Red Dot”, on Indian women’s foreheads is actually an activation switch for what is being called Goddess Mode.
Continue reading “Indian Women Worldwide Reveal Red Dot Activates Goddess Mode; Deploys Additional Arms”
1. Namrata Aunty’s: Look at that finesse. That samosa is draped better than your saris. Do you even know how to make pleats?
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MUMBAI, MH – As Bollywood fever hits the mainstream U.S. media, an unsurprising duo has connected for their next big project.
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WASHINGTON, D.C – Early Monday morning, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), announced it’s latest safety endeavor focused on expediting wait times at all US airports. Continue reading “TSA Over It And Just Creates Separate Screening Line For Brown People”
There’s usually way too much food floating around, that is until you have to go look for it yourself.
Continue reading “5 Reasons Why You Can’t Find Food At Your Parent’s House”
In recent years there has been much speculation behind who the turban emoji actually represents. While many ethnic groups across the world lay claim to representing the ‘actual’ turban emoji, much of the controversy centers around South Asia where two primary groups claim to be the one. Continue reading “Deep Dive: What’s The Deal With The Turban Emoji?”
EDISON, NJ – In the middle of India’s most festive season, the New Jersey Young Adult Indian Association (NJYAI) has started to see a rise in other races attending Navratri and Diwali events.
Continue reading “Dandiya-Raas Events Nationwide Mistaken For That Trendy Workout Class”
BROOKLYN, NY – In hushed tones, students arrange their yoga mats on the hardwood floors of Brooklyn-based, Shanti Yoga Studio. Men and women clad in Athleta tanktops sit patiently on their mats as the instructor makes her way to the front of the room.
Continue reading “White Yoga Instructor Still Can’t Pronounce ‘Namaste’ Correctly”